Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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