Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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