Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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