It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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