Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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