i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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