I wannas sexs uuuuu
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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