Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
