sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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