week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
