He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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