How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
