Your dad touched me again.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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