You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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