Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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