where am i from again
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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