I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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