I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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