About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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