I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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