How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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