Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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