Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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