All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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