i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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