she looked like the before picture.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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