We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
