I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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