Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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