I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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