she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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