i permit you to call me
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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