I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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