She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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