so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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