Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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