Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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