you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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