I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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