actually, I'm a sock model
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
you made out with another girl for some wings
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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