I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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