So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Michael Bay diarrhea
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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