I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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