He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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