Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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