but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
