omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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