Having a random hookup so left but love u
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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