So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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