The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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