If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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