Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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